Lou Scannon was born in 2046. The only son of immigrant time travelers, he traveled over time and space causing havoc.  Currently, the snarky Lothario is disguised as a maple syrup telemarketer in Kansas. He enjoys eating farkleberry tarts with his terrier “Wilhelm” .He will die in 1896 in Africa on safari, gored to death by a rampaging elephant after tripping over his beard. He will not be missed.