Forged in the fires of Mount Doom, trained in many fake martial arts, raised by rabid porcupines, Dan Glass is a man like no other.

Whether he is wrestling alligators or off on some distant tangent , he always takes time to tend his farkleberry patch and read books with no redeeming value what so ever. His lovely wife watches over him as best she can to keep him out of trouble. (Like walking into closed screen doors.)

One day he hopes to figure out what he wants to be when he grows up.